Ngumbar Ghosts

Ngumbar Ghosts
© Terry Fogarty, Chatswood 2010
(Work in progress)
 
My father, Greg Fogarty, first introduced me to the Ghosts of the Nambucca Valley. Our families, Mum and Dad, Tony and Dianne and their kids and Mary and myself and the girls holidayed at Nambucca Heads for most Christmas’ during the 1970s and 80s. As can be noted in some of Dad’s poems, we often encountered ‘Gus – the Coastal Ghost’
 
In more recent years, I decided to investigate if there were other ‘ghosts’ associated with the Nambucca Valley. To my surprise, I encountered quite a number.
 
The Metallurgical Ghost
Ghost Towns
‘Casper’ the Palm Cottage Ghost
The Spirit House
The Ghost of the Star Hotel, Macksville
The Ghostly By-pass
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
De Ghost of Michael
Ghost-writers of the Valley
 
Spirit House
Sacred stones, on the Island, like emu eggs forgotten
Till one night, Teddy and Benji, being in the spirits
Decide to play
 
They took them stones, carried them away
To the house, where many lay,
Seeping a sleep of the good
 
What’s dat der commotion, who goes?
You dem wakes us up, its not even day
So what’s going on?
 
Never you mind, go back to sleep
The boys are silly with the smokes and the drink
I’ll make them stop
 
Before she could speak, the boys pulled a prank
Hidden from view, they filled their hank
With stones
 
See here, sacred stones, in my hank, take a look
Silly me, all I could see was coins
And a blob of snot
 
Quit that lingo, Teddy calls out
I’m talkin to them, I want you all out
Of the house, real soon
 
Up thru a hole, black spirit arose,
Gabbed Ted by the arm and left him a sore
All puss-like and white, red on black
 
Teddy never came back
To the spirit house
 
Ghosts of girlfriends past
Starry, starry night
A good place to go, was the flicks, down the street, where the chicks did tricks
After the flicks, then down to the park, to smoke some dope, and part some parts
Girlfriends galore, when you’re as thick as a brick, hanging around, so many chicks
 
Love sucks, marriage is worse, bro don’t do it, it’s unlikely to last
Connor you twerp, I taught you everything you know, bout dragging in chicks
I’ll send you some friends, who will teach you, a trick or two, about yourself
 
Vandermeersh, you were my first, but Jen was the one, to give me a camera
A pic I did take, little good it did, she kissed another
It hurt, broke my heart, never again, I’ll lead by the head
 

The Metallurgical Ghost
 
One ghastly night, on a roadway near here
All silver and sleek, a lady came gurgling
A ghostly vision, all wet and slippery
Missed the turn to its date with destiny
 
Round the bend, back cross the rail
To pull up in front, of a heavy-set truck
Wheezing and sighing, it fell over itself
Then settled for good, while oozing dark blood
 
Bloody darn ghosts, never no good
Send it to hell, and get us some smokes
So the ghost went away, on the back of a Mack
The boys drank its spirits, laughing and leering..
 

By-Passing
 
A town far away, like a ‘roo in the mist
Was often the spot, we all went to fish
It thrived and hubbed, a neat place to go
Sometimes by train, more often by road
 
Taking the car, caravan and boat
All three in a line, no wonder they broke
A license you need to drive on the road
To fish in the river, but not for a poem
 
Then one fine day, a great big idea
Let’s by-pass the town, make things better here
Yes or No? Let the people decide
Do you want the road to go pass you by?
 
Sounds good to us, it will make it all quiet
No loud noises for us, when sleeping at night
The kids will be safe, the shops will prosper
So send it along, round us and away yonder
 
But no one would think,
Such a simple act
Would conjure a ghost,
With the road out the back.